The industry expects you to buy blind. We're here to turn the lights on.
You get the brochure, the staged viewing and the agent's word. What you don't get is the unvarnished truth about what happens on that street after the agent drives away. We built Area Autopsy to change that.
Why Area Autopsy Exists
The Biggest Decision, Made Blind
Buying a home or renting a property is the biggest financial decision you will ever make. It dictates where you sleep, where your kids go to school, and how you spend your hard-earned money. Yet you're expected to commit off the back of a glossy brochure, a staged viewing and a bit of estate agent spin.
No Spin. No Agendas. Just the Facts.
We don't care if you buy the home or walk away. No partnerships with developers, no commissions from estate agents, no hidden agendas. Our only job is to give you the raw, unedited truth about the local area you are looking at.
Official Data, Graded and Scannable
We pull official data from across the board, including the Environment Agency, local police forces, Ofcom, Ofsted, and the council, plus dozens of other trusted sources. Then we strip away the fluff, grade the data, and deliver a scannable dashboard with a blunt one-line verdict.
A Price That Isn’t the Point
The whole report costs £1.99. There's no subscription, no upsell and no paywall in front of an empty result — if there's nothing to find on that street, you don't pay for the privilege of being told so.
Real data, backed by real humans
We rely on hard, official numbers, but we know data isn't always perfect. If a report ever feels wrong, or if you know something about your local street that the official figures missed, we want to hear about it.
Our promiseEmail us directly and a real human will look into it. No automated bots, no generic customer service scripts. Just a small team dedicated to getting the facts right.
Before you sign on the dotted line, get the full story. Let's look under the microscope together.
Zaradan, Co-Founder.
Junior, Co-Founder.
Don't buy blind.
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